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Hey, Hi, Hello there.

Samantha McIntosh.

18 and married.

Piercings, tattoos, and a good fuck ;)

Twitter: samyork134

Instagram: samyork134

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bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”

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riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

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SO IM AT THE MORGUE AND THIS WOMAN TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my recently deceased husband *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID NOTHING CAUSE HE’S DEAD THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick

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Best reaction ever.

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If you never used your period to get out of something you didn’t want to do, you’re lying.

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when u open snapchat and ur not planning to send snaps do u ever face the camera away from ur face bc ur scared of how u look

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